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7 Fringe Things I Will Never Do Again

Date: Friday, August 28, 2015
Category: Blog, News

7 Fringe Things I Will Never Do Again
28 August, 2015

Some of the following experiences make me never want to do another Fringe festival. Some make it so I can’t wait to do it again. Which side will win?

1) Performing for babies.
It was a standup show, for grownups. But it was called ‘Welcome to Clown Town,’ and it was at 2:30pm – right after a kids show. Of course, all the kids stuck around. 5 minutes before
the show began, the MC came on and said the show was 18+. The place emptied out quick. Except for this mama with her infant in the front row. (She waited to leave until I was done.)
Fringe 2015 Front Row BabyBut to be honest, I’d do it again.

2) Canceling my show to perform on a bus.
When the New Waverley Arches weren’t ready on Opening Day, I remembered Bob Slayer and his mad plan to turn a double decker bus into a venue. I’ve performed in a moving train and a Boeing 747, so why not a bus? And the nice thing was the location: right outside the Big Four’s legerdemain. The canceling: Never Again. The bus: I’d do it again.

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3) Flyering in the rain.
The last time I went flyering for a Fringe show was for Boom Chicago 15 years ago. But I remembered my strategy: don’t try to hand out 5 flyers per minute; rather 1 flyer every 5 minutes, and make it count. I’d find people with a Fringe guide and ask ‘what are you seeing?’ They mostly reply ‘What’s good?’ I’d give my honest appraisal – and my show would come up as well. Of course it was a drag to do it in the rain. But I’d rather have good chats in the drizzle than be swept away by the tide of prams in the sun.

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4) Doing an improv show where the other comedian didn’t show up.
I was a guest on ‘My First Laugh,’ where comedians act out their earliest comedy routines. Since my first gigs were improvisation, I was comforted to know that another comedian would be on the lineup and we could do some short-form together. But he never showed up. So I grabbed this guy Faisal out of the audience and made him improvise with me. We told a great story together, one word at a time. I’d do it again.

Faisal

5) Winning LOLypmics.
I represented Holland and won. That was great, actually. I’d do it again.

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6) Being called onstage to play a racist clown.
Desiree Burch’s ‘Tarbaby’ has a carnival theme, and she volunteered me to be the clown – including face paint. She then instructed me to yell racist insults at her. Even though I had a symbolic mask on – and explicit permission – I couldn’t do it. She needed to feed me the lines. I loved the show, but I don’t know if I’d do that again. Meanwhile, I see the show won a Fringe First award for outstanding comic play! So I’m glad I could help…

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7) Hosting my own Fringe standup show.
I didn’t know if we’d get anyone to come to Fingers Piano Bar, down the hill from the Assembly Rooms (which are already down the hill). But it was full! I got some friends and some of my favorite acts to play. Yes it was a piano bar, with one too many mirrors. But the fact that it was an existing venue with a year-round sound system was like a warm bath. I’d do it again. And since the manager specifically invited me back, I might. Will I be back with my own show next year? Folks, I don’t yet know. It’s all in the timing, and it’s hard to justify spending £2000 in Edinburgh, when there are paid gigs in your own country. But I’ll be back no matter what, even if it’s just for a few days. I can’t stay away.

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GS + Ryan Good