GREG SHAPIRO DOES FINTECH
GREG SHAPIRO DOES FINTECH, a “PowerPoint Parody” at De Nederlandse Bank
12 November, 2025 (from the event in June, 2025)
The event was called “Fintech Meets the Regulators,” and they needed a keynote speech to wrap things up. Dear reader, I am not an expert in Financial Technology. But I got the call to do my “PowerPoint Parody,” where I take notes on everyone’s PowerPoints and I present a comedy recap at the end of the day.
I love these gigs! It’s always so inspiring to get a snapshot of different industries. This event was about the interplay between Fintech and Dutch regulators like De Nederlandse Bank and the AFM. And yes, Fintech means crypto and blockchain – but also online payment systems like Adyen. (When Apple rolled out ApplePay? That was Dutch startup Adyen.)
How do you regulate an industry that keeps reinventing itself? The message from the regulators was: “talk to us!” The Dutch watchdogs are keenly aware that – if they overdo it – the Fintech startups will migrate to the Middle East or Singapore – or the US. Specifically, Trump’s US – where “Anything goes!”
In the US, I have a brother who is a regulator. He works for the SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission). Or at least he did, until he got laid off in the “Marie Kondo Spring” of 2025. I asked him if he was worried, and he said: “the thing is with most of us civil servants, we realize we could be making more money in the private sector.” So he went back and got a job at a law firm. “The worst thing would have been trying to stay on with more workload and no job security.” And – as of this writing – no pay!
SO I mentioned my brother in the keynote. I mentioned Trump and his blatantly corrupt crypto business. And I mentioned a theme of the day: regulation. Yes, Dutch Fintech players are looking closely at the US experiment with 0% regulation. They look at the US as an interesting gamble – but don’t forget Trump once bankrupted a casino.
It’s always a challenge to get laughs at the end of a plenary session. Especially for quiet Dutch audiences! (My wife is Dutch. She once enjoyed a performance so much, she said: “I smiled very hard.”) But it worked. Once you get the first Laugh-Out-Loud moment, it becomes infectious.
The event took place at the newly renovated HQ of De Nederlandse Bank. They even redid the catering facilities with a vegetarian / vegan theme. I tried a hummus sandwich, which became a “deconstructed sandwich,” because it immediately fell apart and made a huge mess. But that’s progress.
Yes, that’s me on the event page of the Holland Fintech Association :
https://hollandfintechassociation.org/gallery/fintech-meets-the-regulators-2025/
Photos by the wonderful Anna Witkowska.
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